Funny and cheesy pick up lines

Cheesy and funny pick up lines

If you’re trying to hit on a pretty girl, you may want to try and stay away from these really bad pick up lines that will have her running the other way instead of into your arms!

  • “Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.”
  • “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
  • “Do you have a map? ‘Cause I just got lost in your eyes.”
  • “I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you!”
  • “Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
  • “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
  • “Are you a library book? Because I’d like to check you out.”
  • “I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”
  • “Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got fine written all over you.”
  • “Hey, I lost my phone number… Can I have yours?”
  • “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”
  • “If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”
  • “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?”
  • “Are you a pirate? Because I sure want some of that booty!”
  • “I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.”

Pretty bad pick up lines huh? What are some of the pick up lines you’ve had used on you, or possibly even attempted to use on someone else? Tell us in the comments below! 🙂

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